1 The Catcher in the Rye.
To quote Parker & Stone: "it's some whiny teenager whining about how lame he is."
Is this supposed to be funny? It's horrible. Brilliant satire on military bureacracy, but horrible.
How boring was that????
4 On the Road
5 A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
Took me a year and still couldn't finish it. Reading it was like being tortured. And that's supposed to be the easy one. Absolutely no point me attempting Ulysses, then.
And, before you start on me for being anti-Seppo-lit, The Killer Angels and The Grapes of Wrath are my favourite books. So there.