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#1 Three Eyes

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Posted 09 November 2018 - 05:11 PM

I was trying to text someone that I had to run some important errands. Auto-correct turned it into important weekends.

 

So yes, Important Weekends: a new indie band Pitchfork is saying has the freshest sound since Wilco. lol.


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#2 chemistry1973

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Posted 09 November 2018 - 05:15 PM

Lol - was just laughing with my coworker about a text I sent this very minute:

I meant to to type - “Make that cashish” as in make money.

Auto Correct though:

Manhattan Casish

Maybe a Persian rapper name?

#3 Three Eyes

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Posted 09 November 2018 - 05:21 PM

^^^ lol.

 

Auto-correct is so annoying I've been thinking about trying to turn it off. But now that this thread is up I'll let it go for awhile.  :P


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#4 Three Eyes

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Posted 10 November 2018 - 12:53 PM

I had one today: I typed in what I intended to be "booking desk" but it came out as bookies desk.

 

The other day a friend texted me that she was super stressed out from having to deal with her aging mother's financial affairs from 3000 miles away. She lives in SoCal and her mother lives in Florida. I typed back (and I paraphrase here) "I'm sorry your mother's financial affairs are causing you so much stress." But the phone slipped a little in my hand and this is what the text it ended up being....

 

"I'm sorry your mother's financial affairs are causing you so much stress. lol"

 

How the hell did that "lol" get in there????  :wacko:  :P


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#5 Slim

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Posted 11 November 2018 - 06:52 PM

That reminds me of this:

 

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Posted 11 November 2018 - 08:02 PM

I had one today: I typed in what I intended to be "booking desk" but it came out as bookies desk.

 

The other day a friend texted me that she was super stressed out from having to deal with her aging mother's financial affairs from 3000 miles away. She lives in SoCal and her mother lives in Florida. I typed back (and I paraphrase here) "I'm sorry your mother's financial affairs are causing you so much stress." But the phone slipped a little in my hand and this is what the text it ended up being....

 

"I'm sorry your mother's financial affairs are causing you so much stress. lol"

 

How the hell did that "lol" get in there????  :wacko:  :P

 

Passive aggression?


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Posted 11 November 2018 - 08:03 PM

That reminds me of this:

 

grandma_lol.jpg


Mom would be quite confused with the top search results.

https://www.google.c...ent=firefox-b-1

 


 


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Posted 11 November 2018 - 09:14 PM

Ducking shot bags

#9 Three Eyes

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Posted 12 November 2018 - 01:05 AM

Passive aggression?

 

Yes, it's entirely possible my phone is holding unspoken negative feelings toward my friend.


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Posted 12 November 2018 - 03:34 AM

Yes, it's entirely possible my phone is holding unspoken negative feelings toward my friend.


Fracking Cylons. They hate us, you know.

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#11 Three Eyes

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Posted 02 December 2018 - 08:11 PM

Pitchfork Media gives these auto-correct errors five out of five stars.
 
Gunslinger the Details
 
Blood Clitoris 

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#12 Three Eyes

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Posted 02 December 2018 - 08:12 PM

Ducking shot bags

 

Yeah my phone always changes fucking to ducking too. 


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Posted 03 December 2018 - 02:36 AM

Ducking the slot for the next time you are there and I will be there soon though so I can call you when I get home we can go to the store and get a good night for you to enjoy your life and your family a great experience and a great experience and a great experience and a great experience and a great experience and a great experience and a great experience

This is what happens with my autosuggest when I start with the word ducking, and accept every default suggestion.... Lol. Word salad.

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Posted 03 December 2018 - 02:38 AM

Fucking is a great place to work for and I am very sorry for the upvote of this is not a good thing to do the table setup at the same time and will be able to get anything on the way home I have to say that I am not going to be able to make it to the setlist game tonight because I have a good night for the weekend and I am going to try to get anything done today and tomorrow night and I will be there soon though I will be there soon though so I can call you when I get home from work and then I will be there soon though I will be there soon though so I can call you when I get home from work and then I will be there soon though I will be there soon though

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Posted 03 December 2018 - 02:40 AM

Geddy is a great band and a very nice addition for all ages and the great experience of the world of modern technology that can be used for the future and with the experience that has ever come from it was very useful I think this compilation of information was useful for the update

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Posted 03 December 2018 - 02:42 AM

Alex has not yet been the only person to call me and he has no idea what to do with it and if you need to call you to discuss it further let me know if you have it on your schedule for the next time around and I will try the same for a little later today to see if you can make it to work

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Posted 03 December 2018 - 02:43 AM

Neil is a grumpy guy that is very interested in the job and he is a great place for his job search engine skills to help you find the best in web design work for the best and fastest marketing tool for you guys to learn how to present hieretical and learn more about the industry

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Posted 05 December 2018 - 05:09 AM

A friend of mine texted me this tonight.

 

"I'm a noisy bar."


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Posted 05 December 2018 - 08:43 AM

So a priest, a rabbi, and a fireman walked into your friend....

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