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#1 SJS

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Posted 28 September 2018 - 03:44 AM

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Researchers Observe Chimpanzees Using Pro Tools

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TUSCALOOSA, AL—In a groundbreaking experiment that shows humans aren’t the only species capable of operating industry-standard recording software, researchers at the University of Alabama confirmed Thursday they had observed chimpanzees using Pro Tools. “Within minutes of being placed near a full suite of audio equipment, the chimps in our study had not only mastered the basic record and playback functions, but had also discovered how to add crude layers of synth, bass, and drums to establish a sick groove,” said lead researcher Anthony Cho, who noted that chimpanzees were found to possess the cognitive and motor skills necessary to EQ, compress, and auto-tune tracks containing the primitive vocalizations they use to communicate. “Other nonhuman primates, including gorillas and orangutans, have been seen operating simple analog tape recorders, but none have come close to creating professional-sounding, dance-friendly pop singles. It appears that all chimps need is a microphone, a studio, and a few hours alone, and they can create a track that fucking slaps.” The researchers went on to suggest that the only characteristics separating humans from lesser apes now appear to be the human abilities to generate buzz on social media and license music for television commercials.


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#2 Moving Target

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Posted 28 September 2018 - 06:35 AM

Ape-or Trails.

I think the chimps would have done a better job.

#3 Valium

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Posted 28 September 2018 - 07:24 AM

Hence the main monkey business



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Posted 28 September 2018 - 02:27 PM

They really went ape-shit with the bricking on that record.

 


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#5 Three Eyes

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Posted 28 September 2018 - 05:47 PM

Which makes VT the aural equivalent of flinging poo at the listener.


Hey there goes Alex. He's loaded with money. Wow he's really set himself up great.


#6 SJS

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Posted 28 September 2018 - 06:15 PM

Which makes VT is the aural equivalent of flinging poo at the listener.

 

I really feel bad for our fellow primates.  Second-smartest beings on the planet, but this is what they are known for.


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Posted 28 September 2018 - 07:07 PM

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#8 grep

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Posted 28 September 2018 - 07:08 PM

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#9 Three Eyes

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Posted 28 September 2018 - 08:37 PM

They would make good politicians as well with the poo flinging. B)


Hey there goes Alex. He's loaded with money. Wow he's really set himself up great.


#10 chemistry1973

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Posted 28 September 2018 - 08:42 PM

VT is bricked with ape-shit. Makes perfect sense. I've flung my copy of VT on many occasion.



#11 Moving Target

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Posted 29 September 2018 - 07:30 AM


I really feel bad for our fellow primates. Second-smartest beings on the planet, but this is what they are known for.


At least they didn’t create the atom bomb and the KKK. We are still flinging poo. We just fling bigger and more disgusting poos.

#12 Moving Target

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Posted 29 September 2018 - 07:31 AM

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Nick R graduates magna cum laude from Brick U.

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Posted 29 September 2018 - 03:26 PM


Nick R graduates magna cum laude from Brick U.

 

Yes. Somehow he managed, despite flunking out of Mixing Drums Properly 101. 


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Posted 29 September 2018 - 06:06 PM

Gibbon in the Limelight, the universal dream....

#15 grep

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Posted 29 September 2018 - 06:10 PM

Those who wish to fling...


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#16 chemistry1973

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Posted 30 September 2018 - 04:11 AM

Fling my shite away from here!

Change my
Drawers agaiiin.

#17 grep

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Posted 30 September 2018 - 05:02 AM

flinging my crapper

 

find what i'm after - is throwing it every day


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#18 Three Eyes

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Posted 30 September 2018 - 10:21 AM

Talk about vapor trails....


Hey there goes Alex. He's loaded with money. Wow he's really set himself up great.


#19 EZrhythm

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Posted 30 September 2018 - 11:37 AM

One Little Shit For Me



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Posted 30 September 2018 - 02:44 PM

To bring this mess full circle:

This is what shitting a brick is all about.


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