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#21 baldiepete

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Posted 28 December 2017 - 03:16 PM



#22 Valium

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Posted 01 December 2018 - 03:25 PM

Another year to go



#23 Three Eyes

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Posted 01 December 2018 - 08:58 PM

When Ian Anderson is not watching somebody masturbating he explains the meaning of xmas

 

Here's some masturbation related Tull Christmas music for you.

 

"Wring Out Solstice Balls"

 

 

"Good Morning Leather Cock"

 


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#24 baldiepete

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Posted 01 December 2018 - 09:08 PM

There’s a whole album of onanistic Jethro Tull Christmas pleasure. ✊💦

https://www.youtube....LTj7dvjG7hfMZsL

#25 Three Eyes

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Posted 01 December 2018 - 09:47 PM

There’s a whole album of onanistic Jethro Tull Christmas pleasure. ✊

https://www.youtube....LTj7dvjG7hfMZsL

 

Yeah, that's where I pulled "Wring Out Solstice Balls" and "Good Morning Leather Cock" from.


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#26 Three Eyes

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Posted 01 December 2018 - 09:54 PM

Santa Claus is Comin' to Town (to charge you many thousands of dollars per orchestra ticket for Springsteen on Broadway).

 

 

 

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ONLY THREE HOURS UNTIL THE EVENT, FOLKS!!!


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#27 Three Eyes

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Posted 01 December 2018 - 10:04 PM

Apparently a Freddie Mercury Christmas involves smooching the ladies.

 

@ 2:12

 


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Posted 02 December 2018 - 02:36 AM

There’s a whole album of onanistic Jethro Tull Christmas pleasure. ✊💦

https://www.youtube....LTj7dvjG7hfMZsL


Santa came. Twice

#29 Saint Ronnie

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Posted 02 December 2018 - 07:46 AM


"The ideal subject of totalitarian rule is...people for whom the distinction between fact and fiction (i.e., the reality of experience) and the distinction between true and false (i.e., the standards of thought) no longer exist."~ Hannah Arendt.  The Origins of Totalitarianism. 1967

 

I confess I had no desire to die in a Southeast Asian rice paddy - John Bolton


#30 baldiepete

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Posted 02 December 2018 - 12:34 PM

Take your pick.

https://open.spotify...cSoKK_1jSBZ952A

To absolutely no ones surprise there’s a lot of shit in there.

#31 baldiepete

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Posted 02 December 2018 - 12:35 PM



#32 Three Eyes

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Posted 02 December 2018 - 04:56 PM

Take your pick.

https://open.spotify...cSoKK_1jSBZ952A

To absolutely no ones surprise there’s a lot of shit in there.

 

Have Yourself a Shitty Little Christmas


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#33 Wandering Hermit

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Posted 03 December 2018 - 05:32 AM

I sure hope Xmas loses this war. Replace with Festivus

#34 Valium

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Posted 03 December 2018 - 12:11 PM



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Posted 03 December 2018 - 12:13 PM



#36 Wandering Hermit

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Posted 03 December 2018 - 12:59 PM

I am pleased to bring you all the finest metal xmas song of all time.

 



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Posted 03 December 2018 - 03:56 PM

Take your pick.

https://open.spotify...cSoKK_1jSBZ952A

To absolutely no ones surprise there’s a lot of shit in there.


🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘💩

#38 Valium

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Posted 03 December 2018 - 04:19 PM

Famous quotes from Ian Anderson

...Christmas time. When really we should remember, this is a time for spiritual uplift. A time for one-ness with the universe, and Donovan. It is Not a time for heavy drinking, over-eating, and casual sex with farm animals. That's out of the question! (pause) So be warned, David Pegg!

 

Hey Santa, pass us that bottle, will you



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Posted 03 December 2018 - 06:12 PM

What if Santa is really a zombie? Possessed and controlled by the elves in the north?

When winter comes, they send him down here to spread cheer, toys, and a diversion.

I think they're waiting for the right opportunity to march south and enslave us all. Winter is coming.

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Posted 08 December 2018 - 10:53 AM

 






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