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#1 Valium

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Posted 23 December 2016 - 12:35 PM

Let's get it started here



#2 Three Eyes

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Posted 24 December 2016 - 05:42 AM

Shouldn't it be Gwar on Xmas?


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#3 RushDoggie

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Posted 24 December 2016 - 05:12 PM

Shouldn't it be Gwar on Xmas?

 

...and with this, 3e wins the internet for today (or, yesterday).


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“Music is probably the only real magic I have encountered in my life. It's pure and it's real. It moves, it heals.” - Tom Petty

 

 


#4 MrSkeptic

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Posted 24 December 2016 - 06:38 PM

Donna Halper wrote a blog about the war on Hanukkah, and not in jest.


They said I could be anything, so I became a disappointment.

 

 


#5 Valium

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Posted 30 December 2016 - 01:13 PM

When Ian Anderson is not watching somebody masturbating he explains the meaning of xmas



#6 Valium

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Posted 04 December 2017 - 10:17 AM

Chewbacca sings


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#7 baldiepete

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Posted 04 December 2017 - 11:50 PM



#8 baldiepete

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Posted 05 December 2017 - 12:00 AM

[Marx_Brothers]
Fiorello: Hey wait, wait! What does this say here? This thing here?

Driftwood: Oh that. Oh that's the usual clause...that's in every contract. That just says...eh...it says...eh..."If any of the parties participating in this contract are shown not to be in their right mind, the entire agreement is automatically nullified."

Fiorello: Well, I don't know...

Driftwood: It's alright, that's in every contract! That's what they call a "sanity clause."

Fiorello: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...you can't fool me. There ain't no sanity clause!
[/Marx_Brothers]




#9 Greg

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Posted 05 December 2017 - 03:18 AM

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#10 Valium

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Posted 05 December 2017 - 10:18 AM

el vez


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#11 The Macallan

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Posted 05 December 2017 - 01:22 PM

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#12 baldiepete

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Posted 05 December 2017 - 04:58 PM

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#13 Valium

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Posted 21 December 2017 - 08:49 AM

Dropkick murphies


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#14 Three Eyes

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Posted 21 December 2017 - 10:16 PM

Merry Christmas. Now prepare to be incinerated!

 

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#15 Three Eyes

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Posted 21 December 2017 - 10:30 PM

Beautiful Christmas palm tree display in Florida. What a great idea. But it reminds me of something. I can't quite put my mouth around it. 

 

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#16 Three Eyes

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Posted 21 December 2017 - 10:54 PM

Gwar's new singer.

 

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Gwar's new drummer.

 

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Posted 22 December 2017 - 02:29 PM

Beautiful Christmas palm tree display in Florida. What a great idea. But it reminds of something. I can't quite put my mouth around it. 

 

That's what she said

 

 

As a general rule don't light palm trees



#18 Three Eyes

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Posted 24 December 2017 - 03:31 AM

Gwar only wish they could cause this much Christmas destruction.

 


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#19 Three Eyes

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Posted 26 December 2017 - 01:36 PM

More Christmas destruction with Steel Panther.

 


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Posted 26 December 2017 - 11:50 PM

^^^ Wouldn't Steel Python have been a better name?


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