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#1 Xanadu590

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Posted 01 January 2016 - 06:28 PM

that's right!

you don't want it and you don't need it but you got it!

just by being alive in the year of 2016!

you get a free extra complementary bonus 86,400,000,000,000 nanoseconds at no extra cost with no purchase necessary!

please wait 8 weeks for delivery, void where prohibited, may cause confusion in the state of Indiana


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#2 Slim

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Posted 01 January 2016 - 06:56 PM

That's lovely, we only had 1000000000 extra nanoseconds in 2015.



#3 Three Eyes

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Posted 01 January 2016 - 08:48 PM

Let's free Alex first, okay???


Hey there goes Alex. He's loaded with money. Wow he's really set himself up great.


#4 Xanadu590

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Posted 29 February 2016 - 05:38 AM

..soon..


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#5 grep

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Posted 29 February 2016 - 07:26 AM

So... How can I use these?

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#6 Xanadu590

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Posted 02 March 2016 - 12:41 AM

So... How can I use these?

you already did!

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#7 grep

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Posted 02 March 2016 - 12:47 AM

It wasn't particularly well used.  I may trade it in for another.


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#8 Xanadu590

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Posted 23 June 2016 - 04:51 AM


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#9 ghostworks

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Posted 01 July 2016 - 05:04 PM

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#10 ghostworks

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Posted 01 July 2016 - 05:04 PM

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#11 Xanadu590

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Posted 01 July 2016 - 06:47 PM

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#12 MrSkeptic

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Posted 01 July 2016 - 07:24 PM

I don't get it.


They said I could be anything, so I became a disappointment.

 

 


#13 grep

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Posted 05 July 2016 - 09:40 PM

I got a box of Nanoseconds from Amazon... they're pretty cool, but they go fast. 


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#14 Xanadu590

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Posted 11 July 2016 - 04:14 AM

generic nanoseconds are between 700ps and 7ms

lowlatency nanoseconds are between 16ps and 65.536s

while consistently faster, the extra cost of lowlatency nanoseconds isn't really worth it

especially considering the side-effects, which include "debugging code that's not broken and doesn't have any bugs"

whatever the hell that is


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#15 MrSkeptic

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Posted 11 July 2016 - 04:22 AM

It's easy. Just send the request, get "approved" (strictly a formality, of course), and get back, honkey cat.


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#16 grep

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Posted 11 July 2016 - 04:55 PM

generic nanoseconds are between 700ps and 7ms

lowlatency nanoseconds are between 16ps and 65.536s

while consistently faster, the extra cost of lowlatency nanoseconds isn't really worth it

especially considering the side-effects, which include "debugging code that's not broken and doesn't have any bugs"

whatever the hell that is

 

debugging code that's not broken and doesn't have any KNOWN bugs.

 

This is what some programmers and testers do. Even if the code is functional, they attempt to learn how to break it. It's important to know under what conditions your system will fail. 


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#17 Hundred Names

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Posted 12 July 2016 - 08:12 PM

puttin' out a bowl of kibble and a dish of water for the pink cat


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#18 grep

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Posted 19 July 2016 - 04:11 AM

I went through another box of nanos today. Man, they go fast.

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#19 Xanadu590

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Posted 20 July 2016 - 02:30 AM

let it be known that at no point did i say AfterMASH was a good show

the people who made it owe me some time back

roughly 11 hours

payable only in the form of 39,600,000,000,000 nanoseconds


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#20 ghostworks

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Posted 20 July 2016 - 02:53 AM

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