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[grep]

Do gluten-free tacos grow in the wild?

[MrSkeptic]

Do gluten-free tacos grow in the wild?

Not usually, but if you can find them, they're likely to be full of chemkillz.

[ghostworks]

free range sriracha

[Xanadu590]

is it vegan?

 

no

there's random chunks of unspecified meat

no antibiotics or growth hormones, though

so there's that

[ghostworks]

no

[Xanadu590]

[ghostworks]

random chunks

 

.30 cents

[ghostworks]

or like ten for a buck

 

come on

[ghostworks]

In The Court Of The Crimson Grape

[Xanadu590]

[ghostworks]

MONSANTO

[River Alph]

DOW

[MrSkeptic]

Artisanal toast. Yes, that's a thing. 

[inthenameofDT]

tree huggin' xanadude

[Xanadu590]

Artisanal toast. Yes, that's a thing. 

how's that done?

solar oven?

candles?

has to be something that takes a long time for no reason other than it being 'artisanal'

[grep]

Leave it out in the sun for a day?

[Xanadu590]

Leave it out in the sun for a day?

i think that'd be dry bread, not toast

might take a few days

[ghostworks]

SUNBEAM BREAD

[grep]

More isotopes?

[Xanadu590]

More isotopes?

you're thinking of bread-239 (sometimes called ²³⁹bread)

it's made from decayed flour-238 (²³⁸flour)

and you ain't even gotta toast it

just let it sit for a bit and it'll toast itself