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#1 Xanadu590

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Posted 29 September 2015 - 06:10 AM

now, normally, i would wish ill upon someone so willing to commit such an abhorrent atrocity

that some harm may come to them, that they may even die as a consequence of their heinous act of grand theft soy sauce

but i do not wish any ill upon you

no, i do not wish that your scrotum will start bleeding and never stop
 
and i certainly do not wish that your eyeballs will explode with such velocity that it leaves nothing left of your head

also, i definitely do not wish that your tongue will separate from your head for no reason whatsoever while you are sleeping and you choke to death on it

as well, i absolutely do not wish that your anus seals itself shut, rendering you perpetually constipated

i do not wish any of that upon you at all

because i had some poison that i needed to put in a container

and that soy sauce container was empty, so i just put the poison in it

and i forgot to change the label

so, i don't really have to wish ill upon you

you'll find out soon enough
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#2 Always the Winner

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Posted 29 September 2015 - 11:10 AM

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Hey...where's Perry?


#3 Valium

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Posted 29 September 2015 - 11:38 AM

But that soy sauce was used for a good porpose



#4 grep

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Posted 29 September 2015 - 12:13 PM

I used to spit in my sandwiches when the office lunch thief was about.

Yummy.
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#5 MrSkeptic

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Posted 29 September 2015 - 01:48 PM

I'm glad you do not wish those things upon me someone. That would be quite heinous and possibly painful. 

 

I feel weird.


They said I could be anything, so I became a disappointment.

 

 


#6 ghostworks

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Posted 30 September 2015 - 01:39 AM

soy has killed more people than police officers



#7 MrSkeptic

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Posted 30 September 2015 - 02:53 AM

soy has killed more people than police officers

 

Probably mostly Asians. It's just the blacks that matter. Don't you watch the news?


They said I could be anything, so I became a disappointment.

 

 


#8 ghostworks

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Posted 30 September 2015 - 06:56 PM

I live in a turnstile



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Posted 30 September 2015 - 07:07 PM

i know you're the one who stole my soy sauce
Started by Xanadu590, Yesterday, 02:10 AM

comma accept no substitues not the chunnel not spam CERN



#10 ghostworks

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Posted 30 September 2015 - 07:07 PM

Also tagged with this keyword: CERN

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Posted 30 September 2015 - 07:18 PM

cern source



#12 bordercollie

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Posted 30 September 2015 - 10:18 PM

nayarharhar


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#13 bordercollie

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Posted 30 September 2015 - 10:18 PM

good one, mang!



#14 ghostworks

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Posted 01 October 2015 - 02:08 PM

nayarharhar

 

^ NOT the chunnel



#15 ghostworks

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Posted 03 October 2015 - 02:36 AM

GTSS?

 

grand theft soy sauce



#16 ghostworks

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Posted 03 October 2015 - 02:36 AM

GTSS



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Posted 03 October 2015 - 04:15 AM

Tom Soyer


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#18 ghostworks

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Posted 03 October 2015 - 04:46 AM

do not steal



#19 MrSkeptic

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Posted 08 October 2015 - 10:26 PM

Except Steel Panther!


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Posted 08 October 2015 - 10:29 PM

Deaf Leopard.
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