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#21 grep

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Posted 05 August 2015 - 11:43 PM

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#22 River Alph

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Posted 10 August 2015 - 07:04 PM

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#23 Xanadu590

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Posted 10 August 2015 - 07:27 PM

"your computer doesn't have an OBD-II port so i can't find out why it's BSOD'ing.. you should probably take it to the dealer anyway because i thought it needed an oil change and there's like, no oil in it at all and that can't be good.. i hope it's still under warranty"

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#24 Xanadu590

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Posted 10 August 2015 - 07:31 PM

it's all starting to blur together now.. a bunch of segfaults and metal shavings..

who knew segfaults could make your hands bleed?


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#25 Xanadu590

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Posted 10 August 2015 - 07:38 PM

when choosing the 2n3904 transistor for the application, please check the batch it came from by placing a handful of transistors from the same batch in a blender and drinking them

you want a 2n3904 from a batch that has a very rich transistory flavor, but not too rich


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#26 Xanadu590

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Posted 10 August 2015 - 07:45 PM

"note: if you're thinking you can do what this comparator does with a 555 timer chip and less external components, you're right -- i just used the comparator because i'm sick of seeing 555 timer chips fucking everywhere"

..from a schematic where i used a comparator to make an oscillator

in the long long ago, the 555 timer chip was used just as frequently as microcontroller chips are today

and they were used for similar purposes -- i.e. mostly making LED's blink


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#27 Xanadu590

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Posted 10 August 2015 - 07:48 PM

omg you learned a programming language to make LED's blink?

neat way to waste time!

i did the same thing with two transistors, four resistors and two capacitors!

i call it an astable multivibrator!

now 'scuse me while i write a tiny operating system for the chip you just programmed to blink an LED!


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#28 grep

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Posted 10 August 2015 - 09:07 PM

it's all starting to blur together now.. a bunch of segfaults and metal shavings..

who knew segfaults could make your hands bleed?

 

Every time the Cylons segfault and rebel, a lot more than hands bleed.


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#29 ghostworks

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Posted 11 August 2015 - 02:23 PM

jonathan livingston segfault



#30 MrSkeptic

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Posted 11 August 2015 - 03:50 PM

Could there be a more boring movie for a kid?


They said I could be anything, so I became a disappointment.

 

 


#31 grep

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Posted 11 August 2015 - 03:52 PM

Segfaults and Arrows


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#32 ghostworks

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Posted 11 August 2015 - 04:21 PM

THE SEGFAULT IN OUR STARS



#33 grep

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Posted 11 August 2015 - 05:14 PM

Ask not what your segfault can do for you, but what you can do for your segfault!!


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#34 ghostworks

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Posted 11 August 2015 - 05:36 PM

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Posted 11 August 2015 - 05:36 PM

whalesong



#36 River Alph

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Posted 12 August 2015 - 06:39 PM

please kill the whales



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Posted 13 August 2015 - 02:03 AM

no such ting



#38 ghostworks

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Posted 13 August 2015 - 03:07 PM

that sink king feeling



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Posted 13 August 2015 - 03:09 PM

SinkKing™

 

No leak too big no faucet too loose!



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Posted 14 August 2015 - 04:02 AM

Wi Tu Lo


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