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[Three Eyes]

WERE YOU ENTERTAINED?

 

Now that you've seen Rush in concert, please take a moment to participate in a short customer service survey. Your feedback will greatly assist Rush in ensuring the highest quality concert experience for future shows. Thank you very much!

 

1. How long did you have to wait before Rush's setlist began to entertain you? 

 

Extremely long

 

Quite long

 

Moderately long

 

Slightly long

 

Not at all long

 

2. How well did you feel Rush played their instruments?

 

Extremely well

 

Quite well

 

Moderately well

 

Slightly well

 

Not at all well

 

3. How eager did Rush seem to be to entertain you?

 

Extremely eager

 

Very eager

 

Moderately eager

 

Slightly eager

 

Not at all eager

 

4. Would you say that the show moved along quickly, slowly, or neither?

 

Extremely quickly

 

Quite quickly

 

Somewhat quickly

 

Neither quickly nor slowly

 

Somewhat slowly

 

Quite slowly

 

Extremely slowly

 

5. How knowledgeable about entertaining a live audience did Rush seem to you?

 

Extremely knowledgeable

 

Quite knowledgeable

 

Moderately knowledgeable

 

Slightly knowledgeable

 

Not at all knowledgeable

 

6. How clear was the concert sound that Rush provided?

 

Extremely clear

 

Quite clear

 

Moderately clear

 

Slightly clear

 

Not at all clear

 

7. How many songs in the setlist did you enjoy?

 

All of them

 

Most of them

 

About half of them

 

Some of them

 

None of them

 

8. Overall, how danceable was the setlist?

 

Extremely danceable

 

Quite danceable

 

Moderately danceable

 

Slightly danceable

 

Not at all danceable

 

9. How helpful was Rush's performance to your marijuana high?

 

Extremely helpful

 

Quite helpful

 

Moderately helpful

 

Slightly helpful

 

Not at all helpful

 

10. How long was the line to the men's room during the song "Roll The Bones"?

 

Extremely long

 

Quite long

 

Moderately long

 

Slightly long

 

Not at all long

 

11. Did Neil Peart's drum performance meet your air drumming needs?

 

Extremely met

 

Quite met

 

Moderately met

 

Slightly met

 

Not at all met

 

12. Overall, are you satisfied with the entertainment you received from Rush, dissatisfied with it, or neither satisfied nor dissatisfied?

 

Extremely satisfied

 

Quite satisfied

 

Somewhat satisfied

 

Neither satisfied nor dissatisfied

 

Somewhat dissatisfied

 

Quite dissatisfied

 

Extremely dissatisfied

 

13. If you are a female who was dragged to the show by your husband or boyfriend,  how awake were you during Rush's performance?

 

Extremely awake

 

Quite awake

 

Somewhat awake

 

Not at all awake

 

14. How likely is it that you would recommend Rush to a friend, colleague or another D&D aficionado living in his parents' basement like yourself?

 

0 (Not at all likely)

 

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10 (Extremely likely)

 

 

15.  OLD RUSH:

 

good

 

bad

 

 

16.  NEW RUSH:

 

good

 

bad

 

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[nicktherushfan2112]

1) Not long at all

 

2) Extremely well

 

3) Extremely eager

 

4) Somewhat slowly (this is a good thing because longer show = more fun)

 

5) Extremely knowledgeable

 

6) Extremely clear

 

7) ALL OF THEM

 

8) Quite danceable

 

9) Not applicable

 

10) Not applicable, I didn't get up because I like that song

 

11) Extremely met

 

12) Extremely satisfied

 

13) Not applicable

 

14) 2112/10 would recommend again

[Three Eyes]

^^^ Another happy customer.

[Always the Winner]

Operator. OPERATOR!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!

[fenderjazz]

1. How long did you have to wait before Rush's setlist began to entertain you? 

Not at all long

 

2. How well did you feel Rush played their instruments?

 

Extremely well

 

 

3. How eager did Rush seem to entertain you?

 

 

Very eager

 

 

4. Would you say that the show moved along quickly, slowly, or neither?

 

 

Quite quickly

 

 

5. How knowledgeable about entertaining a live audience did Rush seem to you?

 

Extremely knowledgeable

 

6. How clear was the concert sound that Rush provided?

 

 

Moderately clear

 

7. How many songs in the setlist did you enjoy?

 

All of them

 

 

8. Overall, how danceable was the setlist?

 

Not at all danceable  This is a good thing

 

9. How helpful was Rush's performance to your marijuana high?

 

Moderately helpful

 

 

10. How long was the line to the men's room during the song "Roll The Bones"?

 

Other:  I pissed in the sink

 

11. Did Neil Peart's drum performance meet your air drumming needs?

 

 

Quite met

 

12. Overall, are you satisfied with the entertainment you received from Rush, dissatisfied with it, or neither satisfied nor dissatisfied?

 

Extremely satisfied

 

 

13. If you are a female who was dragged to the show by your husband or boyfriend,  how awake were you during Rush's performance?

 

N/A but the ones I went with were extremely awake

 

14. How likely is it that you would recommend Rush to a friend, colleague or another D&D aficionado living in his parents' basement like yourself?

 

10

 

Submit response >  Gah!!!!!!

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[Three Eyes]

Operator. OPERATOR!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!

 

"I'm sorry sir, you'll have to remain on hold. We're being flooded with complaints over Roll The Bones being in the setlist.." [the hold music is "Rivendell"]

[grep]

1. How long did you have to wait before Rush's setlist began to entertain you? 

 

Not at all long

 

2. How well did you feel Rush played their instruments?

 

Extremely well

 

3. How eager did Rush seem to be to entertain you?

 

Extremely eager

 

4. Would you say that the show moved along quickly, slowly, or neither?

 

Quite quickly

 

5. How knowledgeable about entertaining a live audience did Rush seem to you?

 

Extremely knowledgeable

 

6. How clear was the concert sound that Rush provided?

 

Quite clear

 

7. How many songs in the setlist did you enjoy?

 

Most of them

 

8. Overall, how danceable was the setlist?

 

Not at all danceable

 

9. How helpful was Rush's performance to your marijuana high?

 

Extremely helpful

 

10. How long was the line to the men's room during the song "Roll The Bones"?

 

Moderately long. So was the beer line.

 

11. Did Neil Peart's drum performance meet your air drumming needs?

 

Not at all met

 

12. Overall, are you satisfied with the entertainment you received from Rush, dissatisfied with it, or neither satisfied nor dissatisfied?

 

Extremely satisfied

 

 

13. If you are a female who was dragged to the show by your husband or boyfriend,  how awake were you during Rush's performance?

 

N/A

 

14. How likely is it that you would recommend Rush to a friend, colleague or another D&D aficionado living in his parents' basement like yourself?

 

10 (Extremely likely)

[Three Eyes]

11. Did Neil Peart's drum performance meet your air drumming needs?

 

Not at all met

 

While we pass along all survey data to the members of Rush we cannot guarantee Mr. Peart will tailor his drum performance to accommodate his air drumming fans. Thank you again for taking the survey! 

[Three Eyes]

These answers are encouraging. I'm starting to look forward to 8/1.

[grep]

Your survey is hysterical. LOL

[Moving Target]

I can only report on the Time Machine Tour as there was no way I would ever shell out to listen to CA again:

 

 

 

1. How long did you have to wait before Rush's setlist began to entertain you? 

 

It started off really entertaining, then turned into 45 minutes of pure turgidness.  The second set was infinitely better.

 

 

2. How well did you feel Rush played their instruments?

 

Extremely well

 

 

3. How eager did Rush seem to be to entertain you?

 

Slightly eager.  There isn't a lot that three blokes playing instruments can do, to be fair.

 

 

4. Would you say that the show moved along quickly, slowly, or neither?

 

 

Slowly in the first half, quickly in the second

 

 

5. How knowledgeable about entertaining a live audience did Rush seem to you?

 

 

Slightly knowledgeable

 

 

 

6. How clear was the concert sound that Rush provided?

 

 

Slightly clear - could not hear the bass at all.

 

 

 

7. How many songs in the setlist did you enjoy?

 

 

About half of them

 

 

 

8. Overall, how danceable was the setlist?

 

Not at all danceable.  It's Rush.  Don't be ridiculous.  A few people in front of my tried dancing to Tom Sawyer but I told them to sit down like the rest of us.

 

 

9. How helpful was Rush's performance to your marijuana high?

 

I don't use that stuff.  I would prefer to avoid paranoia and possible arrest by the police.

 

 

10. How long was the line to the men's room during the song "Roll The Bones"?

 

 

Moderately long

 

 

11. Did Neil Peart's drum performance meet your air drumming needs?

 

Air drumming is for utter pillocks.

 

 

12. Overall, are you satisfied with the entertainment you received from Rush, dissatisfied with it, or neither satisfied nor dissatisfied?

 

 

Somewhat satisfied

 

 

13. If you are a female who was dragged to the show by your husband or boyfriend,  how awake were you during Rush's performance?

 

The girl next to me fell asleep.  Seriously.

 

 

 

14. How likely is it that you would recommend Rush to a friend, colleague or another D&D aficionado living in his parents' basement like yourself?

 

2 if they were a musician.  0 otherwise.  There is no point.  Hardly anyone in the UK has heard of Rush anyway.

[OldRUSHfan]

I enjoyed this thread! 

 

Unfortunately, I HATE these type of surveys.....you get too many of this POS online these days....It's gotten so I reply badly and nastily to the asking entity...

[grep]

I just want to know... where is my 10% off coupon for the swag store. Now that I've completed my survey.

 

Have I been entered in a contest to win 5 grand too?

[ghostworks]

WERE YOU ENTERTAINED?

 

Submit response >>

I was until the Triumph pic

[Three Eyes]

^^^ We regret the error.

[grep]

I've never seen that photo before today. They look good.   I forgot that Rik Emmett had 80's hair in the 80's.

[Three Eyes]

I just want to know... where is my 10% off coupon for the swag store. Now that I've completed my survey.

 

Have I been entered in a contest to win 5 grand too?

 

We at Customer Feedback Unlimited apologize for the lack of incentives for participating in the survey. The Rush team originally asked us to make this survey fee based. We had to explain to them just how fucked an idea that was. After much persuading, they eventually agreed to make this survey free to you the customer. So there's that. 

[ghostworks]

^^^ We regret the error.

* phew *

[grep]

Fanboi Tip:

 

What you need to learn about dealing with Rabid Rush fans is that most of them will actually pay a small fee if they think they have a chance of 'interacting with' or 'influencing' the band.

 

Talk to the guys over at 1 Direction Marketing. Some of that crap will apply to Rush fans as well. Not all of it, but some of it..

[Planet X-1]

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