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#21 OldRUSHfan

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Posted 23 April 2015 - 11:55 PM

The doc said, "you can watch on the screen if you want"...I was too busy not killing him to respond.

 

 

I had a camera shoved up my dick, forced past my prostate and all the way to my bladder.

 

 

Not enough alcohol for that

 

 

Well, what prompted the whole thing was a piss test from a routine physical showed microscopic blood in my urine, that lead to me seeing the urologist, who checked for cancer cells in my urine, a CT scan, and the scope. No signs of cancer, but no definitive source for the blood. The urologist says he's almost certain the blood is coming from my prostate which has enlarged a bit.

 

Been There, Done that.  For me, it was Kidney stones....unfortunately I had some.  Now on Meds for certain stuff that cause 'em.... :(


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Posted 24 April 2015 - 02:21 AM

My worst nightmare.  If I see blood in my pee I'd rather die of some horrible cock cancer than have anything go up the downspout.

 

How did the experience compare to your expectation? 

 

My dad had a bladder related issue a few years back and had to do a self-catheter at home for a couple weeks.  Can't imagine.  But he said the worst of it is getting over the initial mindfuck and just doing it.  After a few times it's not as terrible.

 


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Posted 24 April 2015 - 03:25 AM

How did the experience compare to your expectation?

I expected it to be pretty awful, and I wasn't disappointed. If you've ever had a urinary tract infection, then you know how much it can sting when you pee...so imagine that sting lasting for about a minute coupled with feeling like you've got the biggest piss of your life trying to come out.
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#24 MrSkeptic

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Posted 24 April 2015 - 03:46 AM

My worst nightmare.  If I see blood in my pee I'd rather die of some horrible cock cancer than have anything go up the downspout.

 

How did the experience compare to your expectation? 

 

My dad had a bladder related issue a few years back and had to do a self-catheter at home for a couple weeks.  Can't imagine.  But he said the worst of it is getting over the initial mindfuck and just doing it.  After a few times it's not as terrible.

 

That's almost always the case, especially when thinking about that area of the body. I know when I had my vasectomy, I was quite afraid of the procedure but it turned out to be not a big deal at all to the point of I drove myself home in my standard shift car. 


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Posted 24 April 2015 - 03:53 AM

You have an outie??



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Posted 24 April 2015 - 04:40 AM

You have an outie??

I think Skep drives an Audi.
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#27 MrSkeptic

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Posted 24 April 2015 - 04:42 AM

I think Skep drives an Audi.

 

Sure. An R8.


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Posted 24 April 2015 - 07:38 AM

I had a camera shoved up my dick, forced past my prostate and all the way to my bladder.

 

Will this affect your 7 times a day masturbation schedule?


Hey there goes Alex. He's loaded with money. Wow he's really set himself up great.


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Posted 24 April 2015 - 11:53 AM

Will this affect your 7 times a day masturbation schedule?

 

No - he has always been a big fan of cock-fingering, IIRC.


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Posted 24 April 2015 - 02:25 PM

Will this affect your 7 times a day masturbation schedule?

It did on Wednesday. Yesterday I was back to normal. And today....ahhh...yup, first one of the day!
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Posted 24 April 2015 - 06:35 PM

It did on Wednesday. Yesterday I was back to normal. And today....ahhh...yup, first one of the day!

 

You don't know how that lightens my load.


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Posted 24 April 2015 - 06:40 PM

You don't know how that lightens my load.

It's my load that's been lightened! Three times now!
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#33 Slut Puppy

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Posted 24 April 2015 - 06:43 PM

It's my load that's been lightened! Three times now!

 

Yes, but some of us inevitably experience "sympathy lightening."


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#34 smoog

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Posted 24 April 2015 - 08:11 PM

so whats your course of treatment for that bullshit?



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Posted 24 April 2015 - 08:52 PM

so whats your course of treatment for that bullshit?

None...unless my symptoms change (i.e., I start to see blood in my piss, start having to get up in the middle of the night in order to piss, etc) then I just see him in a year for another piss test.
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Posted 24 April 2015 - 08:59 PM

None...unless my symptoms change (i.e., I start to see blood in my piss, start having to get up in the middle of the night in order to piss, etc) then I just see him in a year for another piss test.

 

Ageing. Not for pussies.


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Posted 24 April 2015 - 09:05 PM

None...unless my symptoms change (i.e., I start to see blood in my piss, start having to get up in the middle of the night in order to piss, etc) then I just see him in a year for another piss test.

 

same with mine--except no more blood for like the last 6 years--so it was just an anomaly.


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#38 smoog

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Posted 24 April 2015 - 09:10 PM

well at least thats decent on both of your guys accounts


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Posted 24 April 2015 - 09:34 PM

Ageing. Not for pussies.


Sucking up to your British overlords?
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Posted 25 April 2015 - 01:18 AM

I assume they didn't bother with a buttscope because everyone knows the reason for your rectal bleeding.  (gerbils)

 


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