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#41 Always the Winner

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Posted 24 February 2014 - 08:10 PM

The true measure of any pizza is how it tastes the next morning. ;)


I've always thought it was how long you could make it before you had to find the nearest shitter.

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#42 Hemisfears

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Posted 24 February 2014 - 08:26 PM

I've always thought it was how long you could make it before you had to find the nearest shitter.

That describes McDonalds.

Rot Gut sets in after one hour.

#43 DarthLen

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Posted 24 February 2014 - 08:36 PM

Wait.... are we talking about pizza here.. or sex?

 

:P

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#44 Three Eyes

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Posted 24 February 2014 - 09:01 PM

That describes McDonalds.

Rot Gut sets in after one hour.

 

It actually starts to taste bad by mid-chew.


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Posted 24 February 2014 - 09:49 PM

I must be an anachronism of this life.....I seem to like everything most others hate.  While it's not gourmet, I find McDonalds entirely edible.  My biggest love is White Castle.  They don't make me sick in the least, they don't make my body shit in 3 seconds, nor engender diarrhea or any other sickness. Must SUCK to be all of you poor folks..... :huh: Huh2.gif


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Posted 24 February 2014 - 09:52 PM

I must be an anachronism of this life.....I seem to like everything most others hate.  While it's not gourmet, I find McDonalds entirely edible.  My biggest love is White Castle.  They don't make me sick in the least, they don't make my body shit in 3 seconds, nor engender diarrhea or any other sickness. Must SUCK to be all of you poor folks..... :huh: Huh2.gif

 

White Castle is good if you can stick with normal, human-sized portions (2-4 sliders).  The problem is that they go down too easy and your body will let you eat 10 no problem in one sitting.  Later on, your colon proceeds to launch it's contents with such force you'd lift off the seat.


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Posted 24 February 2014 - 09:53 PM

McDonald's is fucking nasty.  I can't believe that ANYONE can eat that shit.  I did a project for McDonald's home office near Chicago in the late 90s.  I was hoping against hope that the corporate store wasn't the same horrible shit that the regular stores sell.  Sure enough, it was the same garbage.  The only thing worth eating there (and that was a stretch) was that salad in a cup thing.  Anything they had too cook there was just inedible.  

 

My life is awesome because I'll never be so hungry that I have to eat at this excuse of a restaurant...it's a blight on humanity.


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#48 fenderjazz

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Posted 24 February 2014 - 09:56 PM

McD's was better when they didn't make the burgers from those warmed over little trays.  When they actually were put together hot and sat on a steam table where they sort of melded into a good taste.  They way they make them today, while makes sense from a built-to-order standpoint compromises the flavor, etc.  They used to toast buns.  Now they come pre-toasted.  C'mon that shit isn't even real!



#49 OldRUSHfan

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Posted 24 February 2014 - 10:03 PM

That's part of the reason I like White Castle better...they steam their buns over a bed of chopped onions on the giddle before adding the meat.....YUMMY1.gif


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#50 Pressure/Hopenosis

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Posted 24 February 2014 - 11:00 PM

McDonald's is fucking nasty.  I can't believe that ANYONE can eat that shit.  I did a project for McDonald's home office near Chicago in the late 90s.  I was hoping against hope that the corporate store wasn't the same horrible shit that the regular stores sell.  Sure enough, it was the same garbage.  The only thing worth eating there (and that was a stretch) was that salad in a cup thing.  Anything they had too cook there was just inedible.  

 

My life is awesome because I'll never be so hungry that I have to eat at this excuse of a restaurant...it's a blight on humanity.

Vegan?


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#51 Greg

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Posted 24 February 2014 - 11:11 PM

Me?  Vegan?  lol

 

Not even close.  I live in Texas, you know, where we BBQ just about anything that moves...!



#52 nickslikk2112

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Posted 24 February 2014 - 11:33 PM

Me?  Vegan?  lol

 

Not even close.  I live in Texas, you know, where we BBQ just about anything that moves...!

Vegans?


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Posted 24 February 2014 - 11:35 PM

Yes, we BBQ vegans here in Texas.  They are delicious...



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Posted 24 February 2014 - 11:58 PM

I just had McDs for lunch.

 

Perfectly acceptable.

 

Now, it's no BBQ, but I like it.


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#55 Pressure/Hopenosis

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Posted 25 February 2014 - 12:01 AM

Me?  Vegan?  lol

 

Not even close.  I live in Texas, you know, where we BBQ just about anything that moves...!

Now I'm getting it...


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#56 Planet X-1

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Posted 25 February 2014 - 02:17 PM

That describes McDonalds.

Rot Gut sets in after one hour.

 

 

It actually starts to taste bad by mid-chew.

 

Maybe we should just pay the workers more.....:P


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Posted 25 February 2014 - 02:18 PM

For the record I don`t mind McDs (I prefer Wendys).  The only issue is the amount of calories per burger - (I usually eat 3-4 :D)


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Posted 25 February 2014 - 02:55 PM

I must be an anachronism of this life.....I seem to like everything most others hate.  While it's not gourmet, I find McDonalds entirely edible.  My biggest love is White Castle.  They don't make me sick in the least, they don't make my body shit in 3 seconds, nor engender diarrhea or any other sickness. Must SUCK to be all of you poor folks..... :huh: Huh2.gif

 

 

You're defending McDonalds and White Castle...and calling everyone else poor?

 

Irony much?



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Posted 25 February 2014 - 07:17 PM

Maybe we should just pay the workers more.....

 

...they would stop pissing on the hamburger patties.


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Hey there goes Alex. He's loaded with money. Wow he's really set himself up great.


#60 Planet X-1

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Posted 25 February 2014 - 07:20 PM

:lol: 

 

It`s not piss I`m worried aboot.... :D  (urine is initially sterile)


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