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#1 Hemisfears

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 02:41 PM



#2 Moving Target

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 02:50 PM

Horrible thick tasteless glutinous American cheese, which I suspect is the run-off by-product of some industrial process such as fracking.



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Posted 21 February 2014 - 02:58 PM

Super gross but then everything about Pizza Hut is gross.  I can't believe that some people in this country actually think it's good pizza.  I realize I'm spoiled.  I live in the pizza capital of the world practically.  Regardless, it doesn't take much to make good pizza.  It's simple.  Pizza hut just industrializes pizza and makes it so jackasses like this guy can make it.



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Posted 21 February 2014 - 02:59 PM

Secret ingredient?  I guess it takes a "special" district manager...


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Posted 21 February 2014 - 03:11 PM

Horrible thick tasteless glutinous American cheese, which I suspect is the run-off by-product of some industrial process such as fracking.


You remind me of down-south rednecks longing for the day when the south rises again. The crown peaked about 1910. Face it, you're just in the wrong era.

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#6 Pressure/Hopenosis

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 03:39 PM

Come on!  Who hasn't had a piece of pizza while holding their penis?


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Posted 21 February 2014 - 04:25 PM

I thought there was a little extra tang in my Mountain Dew.

 

Hey, at least he rinsed the sink out for 1.5 seconds.


Hey there goes Alex. He's loaded with money. Wow he's really set himself up great.


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Posted 21 February 2014 - 04:28 PM

Pizza hut just industrializes pizza and makes it so jackasses like this guy can make it.

 

Steer clear of his "meatball" pie.


Hey there goes Alex. He's loaded with money. Wow he's really set himself up great.


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Posted 21 February 2014 - 04:47 PM

Super gross but then everything about Pizza Hut is gross.  I can't believe that some people in this country actually think it's good pizza.  I realize I'm spoiled.  I live in the pizza capital of the world practically.  Regardless, it doesn't take much to make good pizza.  It's simple.  Pizza hut just industrializes pizza and makes it so jackasses like this guy can make it.


I didn't know you lived in Naples. I thought you were in New York ;)

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 05:55 PM

Come on!  Who hasn't had a piece of pizza while holding their penis?

 

Well, ME for one..... :blink2: ;) :P :D


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Posted 21 February 2014 - 07:04 PM

You remind me of down-south rednecks longing for the day when the south rises again. The crown peaked about 1910. Face it, you're just in the wrong era.

 

Not at all - this is the best time to be alive!  The only way i could better it is living in Norway, going by the human development index.

 

This is how I know that there is better cheese than that stuff on Pizza Hut deep pan thingies. :P



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Posted 21 February 2014 - 07:25 PM

I didn't know you lived in Naples. I thought you were in New York ;)

 

lol

 

I think Naples has it's hit or miss places.  Somehow the water and wild yeasts in the air are better here.  I think toppings are secondary to crust.



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Posted 21 February 2014 - 09:16 PM

The Pizza Hut in New Castle PA was pretty darn good for a Pizza Hut.

O'course, I was loaded most of my time in the Keyboard State.

Never did get to a Eat-N-Park. :(


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Posted 21 February 2014 - 11:13 PM

Well, ME for one..... :blink2: ;) :P :D

 

I figure you have to have priorities!  Eat the pizza, THEN play with your penis..... :o  ;)


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Posted 21 February 2014 - 11:20 PM

I didn't know you lived in Naples. I thought you were in New York ;)

Arse. Been well beaten to it >:(

 

I've said it before, and I'll say it again, the best Pizza is to be found in Italy. The further you get from Italy the worse pizza gets.

I have empirical proof:

 

Best Pizza I've had - Italy

Second best Pizza I've had - Austria 

Third best Pizza I've had - Englandland

Worst Pizza I've had - Chicago, Seppoland.


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Posted 21 February 2014 - 11:25 PM

Shit, being from the West Coast I'm completely screwed when it comes to Pizza. 

 

6,000 miles from Italy. 


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Posted 21 February 2014 - 11:25 PM

Not at all - this is the best time to be alive!  The only way i could better it is living in Norway, going by the human development index.

 

This is how I know that there is better cheese than that stuff on Pizza Hut deep pan thingies. :P

So, that'd be Norway where the national dish is Frozen Pizza. Oslo is full of crappy Pizza restaurants because it's the only place Norwegians can afford to eat out at.

Mind, I'd love to eat at Pål Pot Pamparius's Pizza Restaurant. Dressed in leather, getting good head from a sailor man from Rostock. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.


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Posted 21 February 2014 - 11:26 PM

I'd hate to see where he takes a dump.


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Posted 21 February 2014 - 11:44 PM

Shit, being from the West Coast I'm completely screwed when it comes to Pizza. 

 

6,000 miles from Italy. 

Can't you just fly the other way around the world?


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Posted 22 February 2014 - 01:07 AM

Arse. Been well beaten to it >:(

I've said it before, and I'll say it again, the best Pizza is to be found in Italy. The further you get from Italy the worse pizza gets.
I have empirical proof:

Best Pizza I've had - Italy
Second best Pizza I've had - Austria
Third best Pizza I've had - Englandland
Worst Pizza I've had - Chicago, Seppoland.


I agree with you on the worst. You must try between New York and New Haven though.




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